Capt. Dingo on Velcro...

This week has been slammin' at the shop. Campy groups outselling all da others fo sho! Three lightspeed Archons made it into the shop today so if you have been looking for one of those hit me up.................we are letting them go CHEAP! Ultegra too! We are a small shop but we pack a PUNCH. We don't have a multitropolis of peeps to sell to but we do have a ton of loyal customers. Being the biggest doesn't always mean you are the best and we prove that everyday at Hampton. I once again have to step up and stock our shelves with some of the latest products that are the rage as per Capt. Dingo . He seems to be on the cutting edge looking for new stuff sometimes.





Capt. Dingo has been having problems sticking two pieces of velcro together it seems of late and it has him befrazzled to no end. For the longest time I have suspected that he has some sort of 'crush' on Team Dickey. Greg has always had this fetish for little bits of pink on his bike like someone else....

below: The "new thing" of late.... MAN we were doing this with a roll of electrical tape in the early 90"s, you just couldn't re-use it was all......

Now Capt. Dingo wants one of these, made famous by you know who.... Now I have never met ole Mr. Dicky but I have seen him once or twice at some nearby races before. He does have quite a following for sure albeit I have never been one to hero worship and never will. I would in fact purchase a bobble head doll gift for Capt. Dingo to have on his night stand because I am one of his goodest buds. (insert smug hick smile here) So my response to his latest blogging splatter I will answer his question: Not hard for me, maybe for you though ehhhh not so sure....suck it up.




As you can tell, I do use mine quite a bit and it has held up well. Yes Lynzyne I will not cash that check until the first of the week like we agreed in the back room, now hush and let me finish. I have no problems lining up 2 pieces of velcro at all and I'm way older than Greg. Maybe he's over stuffing his Lynzyne with Scooby Snacks for Moonshine and Jackson?? I bet they appreciate that! No telling what he rides with from all that video shootin' he does. That thang ain't supposed to have a HD zoom camera, a filming crew, a catered buffet for the shoot, tons of lighting equipment and etc....in that little bag yo! There is no way to fit all that crap in here!

Just put a tube, Co2, tire lever and that's all homie! If you ride in and flat you can walk back to da car at Warriors or Bays!

G, by now you should know that I'm ALWAYS going to make some querky, smart, goofy, idiotic or useless remark to anything so always expect it and never take me serious. Greg is one of the bestest riding buddies a bud could have and it's good to have friends that you can pick on and be picked on by from time to time.

This Saturday!!!!!!! More info here!!!

LAter G.................................